This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Just looking up her injuries on Web MD.
You have to at least be born to ride this ride.
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