From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
If all of your prophecies are homoerotic, they might just be your dreams.
"I don't even care that she's not in the kitchen." -You
[via Cherry Plucker]
Far be it from me to judge the world of Extreme Ironing, but what is so extreme about doing "a spot of ironing" on a closed highway?
"Hello, I am an Extreme Fish Shooter. I put fish in a barrel and then I shoot them! Extreme!!"
[via The Daily What]
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