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Wakey Wakey

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 14, 2015 at 12:00PM

That hand is used in a completely different manner at night.

[via Prickly Legs]

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From Around the Web

Move Over, Thomas Edison

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

It's like a baby bjorn for lonely fat people.

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Nothin' Like A Good Ol' Sperm Extractor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2012 at 12:00PM

When this machine comes to America, I'm going to get dumped immediately.

[via Barstool]

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This Guy's Getting Laid Tonight

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 13, 2012 at 3:00PM

The great thing about this is it's sleek design. And that it's virtually silent.

[via Devour]

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Huggable Vibrating Pillow Is All Kinds Of Sad

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

It makes perfect sense to hug a vibrating pillow with your phone in it because if the person you were talking to was in the room with you, you would hug them for your whole conversation.

It's weird but that's what you do.

Order now!

[via Oddity Central]

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