It's like a baby bjorn for lonely fat people.
[via Acid Cow]
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
When this machine comes to America, I'm going to get dumped immediately.
The great thing about this is it's sleek design. And that it's virtually silent.
It makes perfect sense to hug a vibrating pillow with your phone in it because if the person you were talking to was in the room with you, you would hug them for your whole conversation.
It's weird but that's what you do.
[via Oddity Central]
"Hello, is this Bobby Stewart? Preston Junior High School Class of 1964? Yeah, we're gonna need that blue ribbon back. The gift certificate to Howard Johnson's, too."