Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"Your hulking frame and rippling muscles have inspired a growth in my pants. And let's just say it's not a tumor…"
Do you need more of this newly-minted fart porn star in your life? Check out the additional footage from last night's Grant-A-Wish!
Is that any way to treat the woman you're going to live with for the rest of your life?!