Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"Your hulking frame and rippling muscles have inspired a growth in my pants. And let's just say it's not a tumor…"
Do you need more of this newly-minted fart porn star in your life? Check out the additional footage from last night's Grant-A-Wish!
Is that any way to treat the woman you're going to live with for the rest of your life?!