Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Sad Ben Affleck contemplates his own mortality. If you thought you couldn't feel bad for a rich, famous man who cheats on his wife, you were wrong.
- RIP Garry Shandling. The only positive is Larry Sanders is finally coming to HBO Go.
- Ted Cruz is accused of having 5 extramarital affairs. Some ladies are just really into booger-eating.
- 21 guys share what they'd do if they were a woman for a day. I thought every answer would start with, "Stay in and play with my…"
- Man accused of egging his neighbors house 100 times. Isn't the amount of money he spent on eggs punishment enough?
- Floating head chicken will blow your mind. Not impressed? Get high, watch it again, get back to me.
- Summer's still far off, but bikinis help pass the time.