Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this Brazilian man sing a duet with his parrot. How was this not the centerpiece of the Rio closing ceremony?
- R.I.P. Gene Wilder. Now, time to watch Blazing Saddles and shed some man tears.
- Here's the transcript of Kanye's VMA speech. Reading this has broken my brain.
- Want to see close up video of a running back snapping his Achilles? You don't. But you'll watch anyway.
- The internet freaked out over a man f*cking his McChicken sandwich. What he shoves into his value menu items is his business.
- Apple to reveal iPhone 7 on Sept. 7. I hear this one will have a built in guilt suppressor to help you forget the children who built it.
- It's Monday, get those bras outta here.