Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This lady mistook Kevin Hart for Chris Rock and it's blowing up. What a weird way to find out you're a racist.
- These are the best frozen pizzas ranked by taste. I'd prefer they rank them by safety and aerodynamics.
- It's National Walking Day. So walk somewhere, like to a bar or something.
- Turns out intercourse only averages 5.4 minutes worldwide. Suddenly I'm a 7-minute stud.
- Finding a python under the hood. Don't listen to the mechanic, you only have to replace your python once every 50,000 miles.
- It's Hump Day and the butts are hot and fresh.