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Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Police later elected not to press charges, citing that "The dick splinters are punishment enough."

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Cheap Motel

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 27, 2010 at 11:00AM

Say what you will about this motel, it's still nicer than the other motels I saw driving into town: "A Cheaper Motel for Setting Up a Temporary Meth Lab with a Deranged Cousin" or "The Cheapest Motel for Getting Murdered by the Town Sociopath."

But the economy is shit right now, so I stayed in the cheaper motel.  The continental breakfast had great meth!

[via THD]