• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 6, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2015 at 1:00PM


The man is 81. If he can still have sex with anything we should probably just leave him to it.

[via HuffPo Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 1:00PM


Police later elected not to press charges, citing that "The dick splinters are punishment enough."

[via HuffPo Weird]

Cheap Motel

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 27, 2010 at 11:00AM

Say what you will about this motel, it's still nicer than the other motels I saw driving into town: "A Cheaper Motel for Setting Up a Temporary Meth Lab with a Deranged Cousin" or "The Cheapest Motel for Getting Murdered by the Town Sociopath."

But the economy is shit right now, so I stayed in the cheaper motel.  The continental breakfast had great meth!

[via THD]