If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Check out others that deserve fame.
Why are you wasting your musical talents repelling chicks?
I don't know, seems like a vagina would make a lot better wind instrument.
[via Attractive Strangers]
Groupies really do become part of the band.
[via The Chive]
Also: is not a pirate-themed hotel in Vegas.
Hey, it's not my fault your marching band makes you wear glitter.
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