Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Check out others that deserve fame.
Why are you wasting your musical talents repelling chicks?
I don't know, seems like a vagina would make a lot better wind instrument.
[via Attractive Strangers]
Groupies really do become part of the band.
[via The Chive]
Also: is not a pirate-themed hotel in Vegas.
Hey, it's not my fault your marching band makes you wear glitter.
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