Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A Baltimore protestor's mom beat his ass in public. This kid is going to be super popular at school this week.
- This bull had sex with a cop car. Even the animals are on bath salts in Florida.
- TSA Instagrams insane shit people try bring on planes. Follow it and see if your sex toys show up.
- This guy protests Spanish being spoken at a school play. Because if his kids grow up bilingual and get good jobs they'll realize what a dickbag he is.
- Victoria's Secret chose 10 new angels. Save this video for when you're feeling lonely.
- One day you'll be able to turn your dead loved one into a dildo. Or just keep their corpse and have sex with that for free.
- It's Tug It Off Tuesday. Take a peek.
- Read this if you're considering a mail-order bride. Also, read any self-help books you can get your hands on.