Jordan… Dude… You can't make the first comment on a post and then go back and make a second comment that says, "FIRST." That completely breaks all the rules of first.
Unless of course, your first comment said, "SECOND" and then you went back, and your second comment said, "FIRST" because that would be some crazy mind games type shit…
Regardless, this week I'm honoring your request for the kid that got hit in the gooch because most of the other suggestions I've already used before. Do your research people!
Plus I love rewarding idiocy. It's how I got this job.
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The video above has exploded on Break.com today, pulling in over 400,000 views in the past 23 hours.
It's truly unbelievable to watch, but not as unbelievable as the description of the video shown on the Break website:
"A dump truck driver in Turkey forgets to drop his truck bed and obliterates a pedestrian bridge over a highway. Two people were injured, but everyone survived."
Are you serious?
I want you to pause this video right before the point of impact and count how many people go down with this bridge…
It's pretty obvious at the 21 second mark that three people fall when this thing gets hit. Are you trying to tell me that one of those people who fell from a collapsing bridge was not injured?!
I mean, I realize the guy on the left tried what looks like a nice little leaping maneuver — not sure where he picked that up from — but it also looked like it didn't prevent a boatload of metal from collapsing on his head.
I'm not saying anyone died in this accident; I'm just saying none of those people brushed themselves off and went to go grab a Jamba Juice.