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The Miracle Of Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 8, 2014 at 2:00PM

The gross thing is there are six other kids coming out after him.

[via The Chive]

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birth

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They Seem Happy

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

I'm slightly disappointed that Miss Love Doll 2014 doesn't have a blow job mouth.

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Professional Dong Walker

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 22, 2014 at 5:00PM

Better than showing up to the pool party with some wimpy noodle.

[via The Meh Life]

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balls

big

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dong

giant

huge

inflatable

penis

pool toy

Make It Bounce, Make It Bounce

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

She used to be a respectable inflatable air dancer until she started working for a sleazy car dealership.

[via Uber Humor]

Shit Floats

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

This is why every pool in Staten Island has that weird, oily layer floating on top.

[via Izismile]