It's great to see Mariah Carey putting herself out there again.
Reason #345 I’d be a terrible parent: I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to cover myself in vaseline and slide down in the fetal position.
[via The Chive]
The latest installation in the controversial new outdoor series "God's Butt Plugs."
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Don't try this with an inflatable black penis. That's just asking to get pulled over.
[via Life and Joy]