Also the perfect name for a junior high dance.
And you thought nothing could distract you from a lime green blazer.
I'm moving to his village so I'm not judged every time I want to take a banana hammock selfie.
[via Cannobino Mad]
The Indian military relies on an unconventional mix of distraction, confusion, and male nudity to subdue its enemies.
"How was the trip to India?"
"Not bad. Got showered with elephant jizz… but besides that, no complaints."
[via Scrotum Coat]