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Put That Thing Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 13, 2014 at 10:00PM

He still has a ways to go to have the biggest mascot penis (which belongs to Thunder from the Denver Broncos) but it’s a valiant effort.

[via Izismile]

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It’s Not For Everyone

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

He’s just playing hard to get, ladies.

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He Must Be A New Carebear

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

Either that or my college boyfriend turned into a plush toy.

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One Way Ticket To #Heaven

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 25, 2014 at 8:00PM

I would keep telling myself that it’s probably just marketing for a new Creed album so I wouldn’t go into a full blown panic attack.

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Not On Nana's Watch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 18, 2014 at 4:00PM

She's such a jealous bitch.

[via The Chive]

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