This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
The perfect way to say "I think your vagina is A-OK! (Just don't get any on me.)"
[via This Is Horrible]
I'm there. Now what, soft drink company??
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