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Valedicktorian

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

Looks like you need another D. Which, coincidentally, is also the line Mr. Baxter used on her.

[via Daily Garlic]

Distracted Driving For The Win

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

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Tragically, the last text he ever sent was "damn right I'm bringin a cheetah bro. on my wa-"

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Border Patrol

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 12, 2014 at 9:00PM

Sir I understand your concern but as of right now Justin Bieber has a legitimate green card.

[via Uber Humor]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

He was detained and charged with getting a job done quickly at the DMV. Zing! But seriously, some people are just WAY into gross negligence and inefficiency.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Baby's First DUI

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Put him in the playpen to dry out. When he wakes up tomorrow he'll just have to learn to live with what he did to the cat."

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