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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Batter Queen

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Batter Queen

I personally believe that US Americans have no pancakes because… some people don't have pans such as the Iraq and South Africa and, like, such as… uh, the US should help the US err… South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asian countries and everywhere like, such as… so we should be able to build up our future for our children to have pancakes…

We received hundreds of comments in our most recentĀ Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Florent Rouffignac.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out theĀ comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Araya Diaz/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Batter Queen

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Batter Queen

As Miss America, it's important to show young girls what they're capable of achieving.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Araya Diaz/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Intro To 21st Century IHOP Literature

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 16, 2013 at 9:00PM

We all have enough hours to at least minor in IHOP.

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This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I used to look like you. Also, where's my fucking bacon?"

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SHE FOUND A HAIR

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 23, 2011 at 10:00AM

The other day I was at a nice restaurant (I know, I know, I make too much money) and I bit into a mushroom truffle pizza and pulled a rubber band out of my mouth. Because of that tiny piece of elastic, I got a free pizza, free drinks, and a free dessert.

Moral of the story?

BRING A RUBBER BAND WITH YOU TO NICE DINNERS.

Or, if you're going to IHOP, just bring a hair.

[via reddit]

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