With great power comes a great number singed arm hairs.
Some asshole is going to play the Titanic theme as the owner watches it float away.
Just taking a stab in the dark, but was he planning on eating that shoe next?
Is there anyway you can take his ability to reproduce when you take away his driver’s license?
[via The Chive]
He’s having a rough day and doesn’t know whether to stress smoke or eat his feelings.