• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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He’s Got Tricks

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 22, 2016 at 10:00PM

I’m guessing he’s threatened with physical violence at least 40 times a day.

[via Giphy]

From Around the Web

It's 3pm, Time To Watch A Woodchuck Eat An Ice Cream Cone

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Wow, looks like he's got a lot on his mind. Like "Do I have enough Weight Watcher's Points for a birdhouse later?"

[via Petsami]thumbwoodchuckicecream

Suddenly The KFC Bowl Looks Like A Side Salad

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

Yes, I am morbidly obese, but I'm also on the go.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Don't Play With Your Food

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

UNLESS you're this girl. Then do whatever the fuck you want because you're awesome.

[via Rats Off!]


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