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It's 3pm, Time To Watch A Woodchuck Eat An Ice Cream Cone

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Wow, looks like he's got a lot on his mind. Like "Do I have enough Weight Watcher's Points for a birdhouse later?"

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Don't Play With Your Food

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UNLESS you're this girl. Then do whatever the fuck you want because you're awesome.

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