“Gotta catch ‘em all in your mouth!” – Sidewalk sign
[via The Weird Wide Web]
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Just flip it back into the tub and think of the floor board debris as some kind of fun sprinkles.
Well you did take an entire fourth of the cake, so it's probably not wrong.
[via Acid Cow]
I don't know what's more disappointing, Carl. Your leopard print thong or the fact that you're breaking your diet AGAIN.
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