“Gotta catch ‘em all in your mouth!” – Sidewalk sign
[via The Weird Wide Web]
Just flip it back into the tub and think of the floor board debris as some kind of fun sprinkles.
Well you did take an entire fourth of the cake, so it's probably not wrong.
[via Acid Cow]
I don't know what's more disappointing, Carl. Your leopard print thong or the fact that you're breaking your diet AGAIN.
[via Uber Humor]