I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
His “Snickers Ice Cream Bars” were actually just regular Snickers bars that have been sitting a cooler of ice.
Updated list of things this cat doesn’t trust:
1. Red dot
2. Vacuum Cleaners
3. Ice Cream
For when you want ice cream, but you're actually a goddamn monster.