I'd swallow but, ugh, those calories.
[via The Chive]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
His “Snickers Ice Cream Bars” were actually just regular Snickers bars that have been sitting a cooler of ice.
Updated list of things this cat doesn’t trust:
1. Red dot
2. Vacuum Cleaners
3. Ice Cream
For when you want ice cream, but you're actually a goddamn monster.