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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

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It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

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Bloody Valentine

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You don't know a man loves you for sure until he's harvesting organs for you.

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Baby's F*rst Word

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

He was about to say "I love you," then he suddenly realized he forgot to DVR Yo Gabba Gabba.

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If Your Name Is Stephanie, I Recommend Changing It

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

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He's Not The Most Romantic Baker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

But every part of him is SO sweet.

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