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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2016 at 3:00PM

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The Disney Agenda

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Remember, kids; all DVD & blu-ray sales go directly to our massive weapons stockpile!

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He Probably Just Smoked A Fattie

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I only fuck bitches from the back, son."

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Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

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Don't We All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

"This math problem is hard. Almost as hard as I get watching midgets have sex."

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