• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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From Around the Web

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2016 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

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If my Dad could hide his secret family in New Jersey for 17 years, hiding a show should be no problem. Stay strong, Annie's dad.

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Freshly Broken In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

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"I mean we've done anal. Like a lot. But we're new to the front stuff."

[via Meme Guy]

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Brides Gone Wild

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 29, 2016 at 4:00PM

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It's never been this hard to hate the other woman before.

[via Izismile]

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Trust Issues

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 9, 2016 at 6:00PM

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I’m going to go ahead and swipe right just in case she found it.

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