Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Seniors React To Anaconda. Adorable. Perfect.
- Jessica. She's pretty but not as pretty as you but I would totally fuck her.
- A redneck shoots a tree. What did the tree ever do to YOU?
- This guy was not joking. Nice try, dude.
- Girl got her wisdom teeth out and is sad she doesn't look like Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj has had some work done.
- Couples who are bad at making out. Yum.
- 41 best celebrity tweets this week. Social media is so neat.
- Cleavage! Yes, just titties.
- Bad ideas for the weekend, which is more cleavage and also some ass.
- Oh don't worry, Jesus Christ will pay her bill. He's her husband.
- And 17 apps to help you sleep. Also alcohol works really well.
[video via Fine Bros]