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Let's Grow Super Old Together

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2015 at 1:00PM

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When your wife is 156, the least you can do is carry her purse.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Vice Presi-Don't

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

Joe Biden Swears In New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter

"I bet it's pretty hard hearing what the Secretary of Defense is saying over all that heavy briefing."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alex Wong/Staff/Getty Images]

Picture Perfect

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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"Everybody say… '9/11 was an inside job!'" — Their Sears Portrait Studio photographer

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Vice Presi-Don't

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

Joe Biden Swears In New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter

"Mmm, your hair smells better than a fresh intern at the start of summer."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Know what Joe's saying?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Alex Wong/Staff/Getty Images]