Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This is how they sell fertilizer in Thailand. That's some hot shit.
- The internet is losing its mind over Justin Bieber's Dad's reaction to his son's penis. Wait, does your Dad not tweet supportive messages about your peen?
- This man is suing his ex-employer who fired him for farting too much. Whoever dealt it has to pack their shit and leave.
- Spam is now available in bite-sized snacks. Rejoice, gross people who enjoy meat-esque sort of food!
- We're going on a ukulele hunt. See if you can spot the subtle double entendre here.
- Randy Quaid continues to be batshit insane. Just thought you guys needed a Quaid update.
- Start your weekend the classy way with girls in lingerie.