Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Chameleon bowling. You've got to be a pretty special kind of high to come up with this.
- Buffalo Bills hire Rex Ryan, and a reporter wants to know how much he's drooling over that D.
- You can buy a butthole cover for your pet on Etsy. Or, you know, maybe just don't look at your pet's butthole.
- Honest trailer for Gone Girl. And yeah, that movie is just as fucked up as you thought it was.
- Hump day butts are here! Celebrate mid-week with a whole lotta ass.
- 10 Best selfie sticks. Because why actually interact with another human and ask them to take your picture when you can carry around a stick at all times?
- Making Sriracha. This video could say the main ingredient is toenails and I'd still eat it.
- Don't worry, post mediocre tennis career Anna Kournikova is still super hot.