Hey bartender, cut those two off.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Guys, try to make your attempted transition out of the 'friend zone' a little more subtle than this.
[via Acid Cow]
Hard to believe he wasn't into having his head rammed into a steel rail.
I can't act like I've never humped something knowing full well it might ruin my life.