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It's Not Too Late

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

Nah, bro. You made your bed, now lie in it. And have sex in it maybe once a week if you're lucky.

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Daniel's Self Defecating Humor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2013 at 12:00AM

I shit myself at Canter's once while eating potato pancakes. Was it the apple sauce, or the sour cream? You decide.

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Some Burger Humor. Nothing More, Nothing Less.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

brokeback burger

The Behind The Candelabra Burger is pretty similar, except the buns are young and the meat's old and creepy.

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Elderly Woman Sat On The Toilet While A Clown Stole Her Costume Jewelry

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 18, 2010 at 10:00AM

"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."

If that's not a quote for the books then I don't know a fucking thing about the books.

Get Jaclyn in the books! You can file her next to Antoine Dodson in the section titled "Awesome".

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If You Buy One Of These, Everyone Will Hate You

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 17, 2010 at 1:00PM

America has no sense of humor, right? Duh. We've all seen Two and a Half Men, America's favorite TV show.

But Canada does have a sense of humor. We've all seen the preview for Lake Shore, the only TV show I've ever heard of coming out of Canada.

So when TheCheeky.com, a Canadian-based business, started selling piggy banks made from real piglets, you can imagine the outrage from America (land of the free, home of Babe).

The taxidermied piglet is selling for $4,000 and it takes 12 months to create. Have you guys heard of the term "joke"? Because it's on you. Now get back to your B.L.T.

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