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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

Finding out your show is shaping the comedic sensibilities of a promising up-and-comer like "cat pee" really makes it all worthwhile.

It's Not Too Late

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

Nah, bro. You made your bed, now lie in it. And have sex in it maybe once a week if you're lucky.

[via Radass]

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Daniel's Self Defecating Humor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2013 at 12:00AM

I shit myself at Canter's once while eating potato pancakes. Was it the apple sauce, or the sour cream? You decide.

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Some Burger Humor. Nothing More, Nothing Less.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

brokeback burger

The Behind The Candelabra Burger is pretty similar, except the buns are young and the meat's old and creepy.

[via Imgur]

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Elderly Woman Sat On The Toilet While A Clown Stole Her Costume Jewelry

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 18, 2010 at 10:00AM

"I thought about doing ninja stuff to him but I thought, no, he's faster than I am. So I more or less just sat there on the lid."

If that's not a quote for the books then I don't know a fucking thing about the books.

Get Jaclyn in the books! You can file her next to Antoine Dodson in the section titled "Awesome".

[via ihc]