Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Some guy built a human catapult in his garage. And all you do in yours is smoke your secret garage-weed.
- Clean up your lawn with some rental goats. Contrary to what cartoons told you, they will not eat your old soup cans.
- People are really upset about the new Joker for some reason. Yet the real outrage is that we still let Jared Leto make music.
- This 5'4" sorority girl can deadlift 300 lbs. Which I'm sure is a very viable life skill.
- Jay Z defends Tidal on Twitter. World reacts with "What the hell is Tidal?"
- Hulk Hogan is terrible at Twitter. "Technology confuses me, brother!"
- Mondays are bad. Big boobs are not bad.
- See the citation and arrest numbers from Spring Break 2015. The children are our future.