Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A Knicks fan goin' in. I don't follow sports but my fellow blogger TK tells me this rant is accurate.
- Dude baked iPhone cookies and tried to get pulled over. Amazing.
- Bat town! Seriously though 80,000 BATS?!
- Happy Birthday sung with cat food cans is depressing.
- A bunch of luxury yachts that you will never set foot on.
- Burn your bras, ladies. I did years ago.
- Christmas mustache cat, for you horrible cat lovers out there.
- Instagram has direct messaging now. Cool? Ish? I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel.
- Make your own Buzz, your girlfriend… woof! GIFs. I predicted a need for this.
- Dad of the Year. Always look out for #1.
- A dog saved his human! Jesus Christ I love dogs.
- And Fox news insists that Santa is white. 1) If you spell Megan "Megyn," you're a bitch 2) Stop talking to the children. There are no children watching Fox News. They're watching cartoons that feature a variety of ethnicities.
[video via YouTube]