Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This puppy thinks he's a human baby. That fool doesn't know how much better a dog's life actually is.
- Scientists are having a "cute-off" on Twitter. Thanks, but I have the internet so maybe just stick to finding a cure for cancer and herpes.
- Google has a new logo. It looks remarkably similar to the last logo but probably cost over a million to produce.
- Miley's latest photoshoot is just her masturbating over FaceTime. I'm starting to think she wants us to know she isn't a virgin.
- These are the hottest women at the US Open. Still not sure that's a good enough reason to watch tennis.
- The owner of KanyeforPresident.com got an $80k offer. But turned it down because he's just as smart as Yeezy.
- You're one day closer to Friday. You deserve some boobs for this accomplishment.