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Boy's Best Friend

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 6:00PM

What better way to teach a small child responsibility than to give him a pet that can swallow him whole?

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I'll Be Her Exorcist

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

She can tie a two-by-four in a knot using only her tongue.

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I Think This Moth Is On Steroids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

…And definitely skips leg day.

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Dat. Ass.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

Those pants are actually a Magic Eye illusion. If you focus on the center, you'll see Kim Kardashian's jealous face.

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Sarah, Party Of One?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's like she doesn't even appreciate the fact that she's sitting in front of my dream dinner.

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