Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Dennis Quaid has a Bale-level freak out on set. It's almost definitely fake but you can still jerk off to it.
- Last week Russia banned memes because Putin's a big baby. Here are some memes of him just because WE CAN.
- You can get HPV and Herpes from tanning beds. But if you go to tanning beds you probably already have both of those, so enjoy!
- The Joe Dirt 2 trailer is here. Somehow "straight to online streaming" is sadder than "straight to DVD."
- Sneak a peek at Coachella fashion. Dare you not to shout "fucking hipsters" and stab your eyes out!
- The boy from the Success Kid Meme needs your help. You can be a hero without even moving away from the computer screen. Win.
- It's Tug It Tuesday. Pull your pants up – I was talking about clothes.
- This guy used a decorative Samurai sword to slice and dice home invaders. Suddenly all of these pictures on my walls seem so stupid and useless.
- This baby rocks out harder than you. And his dolphin impression is better too.