• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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This Was Bound To Happen

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 10, 2014 at 12:00PM

That’s the highest his balls have been in quite some time.

[via Cupcakes and Lithium]

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Don't Go To Grandma's For Dinner Tonight

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 12, 2013 at 10:00PM

Does this qualify her for the carpool lane?

[via Izismile]









Latest KISS Tour Made Me A Little Sad

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 25, 2013 at 8:00PM

I wanna rock and roll all night and hoveround to the store to grab a few things, every day.

[via Izismile]

Next Stop, Despair

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

If this train derails they will be cleaning up actual gravy for days.

[via Holy Taco]

This One's For My 90's Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 2:00PM

Watch out for the gout that's disguised as a mystery box!

[via UberHumor]