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Dog Eat Dog

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 20, 2016 at 2:00PM

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After taking my dog to daycare, I realized she's kind of a slutty bitch.

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From Around the Web

Hover Claus

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

That fat bastard will really do anything to avoid exercise.

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Hover Lover

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 9, 2015 at 8:00PM

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♫ I can show you the world… ♫

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Hover Stripper

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

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Even a pair of futuristic robot wheels won't help her outrun her daddy issues.

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Future Poop

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

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It makes me sad to think that there might be a day we won’t see any more panic poop walks.

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