And that's not even why they call her 14 carrot Mary…
We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
We picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Holmes.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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