Since you spend all of Halloween on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A cat on a roomba dressed as Jasmine on a carpet. The internet celebrates Halloween!
- Pugs in Halloween costumes because dogs rule and cats drool.
- Sluts are coming out tonight. GET PUMPED.
- How to make spicy bat wings! Delish.
- 9 creepy unsolved mysteries. Nooo thank you.
- 5,000 carved pumpkins. I'm not sure what that means but there ya go.
- Photos from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so GOOD LUCK SLEEPING TONIGHT.
- The Saw traps, ranked. I hate scary movies.
- The best pumpkin flavored items. I don't like pumpkin flavored items which is insane because I'm a white girl.
- Here's my Halloween costume today. Putty People ain't got shit on the pink ranger.
- And Bad Halloween ideas for the weekend. Get in here, it's hotties.
[video via Daily of the Day]