Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Meet the saddest Russian chihuahua. It's partly because he's getting yelled at, but it also seems like he knows he lives in Russia.
- 9 things every guy should know about turning 30. It's gross. That's all you need to know.
- A Maine brewery is infusing it's beer with lobster. Can I chase it with a shot of melted butter?
- Finally, a grown man climbed inside a water balloon and popped it in super slo-mo. It had to be done.
- Burglar hides under bed for three days to charge his phones. I guess I should stop making fun of my wife's "irrational" fears.
- Today is National Hot Dog day! Here's where you can get a free pig anus log.
- We must destroy all the bras before they destroy us.