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10 Attacks Of Captain Obvious

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Just so you know, everyone in the world thinks you are stupid. Or at the very least, extremely litigious. Everything from coffee cups to candy dispensers come with warning labels to keep you from harming your delicate self.

Here are some of the most offensively obvious things we could find. Show full post

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Eat A Bag Of Hot Dogs

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

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That reminds me, I should walk my dog before people come over tonight or he's going to hump everyone.

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Showstopper

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2016 at 4:00PM

Competitive eating really turns him on.

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Wholesome Korean TV

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

How are they watching this and we're stuck with Jane Lynch's Celebrity Game Night?!

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Vote For The Year's Best Tattoo!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 22, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Year's Best Tattoo

It's time once again to rock the vote! Or at least soft jazz it.

Tattoos; what once was only for sailers and psychos, is now as common as a white girl in Uggs. But let's not pretend all ink is created equal. Some tats are just better than others, and these prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Now cast your votes for who takes the cake for best ink of the year.

The nominees are: