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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: American Meat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

American Meat

Can't everybody just get off our wieners?

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Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Dmitry Kostyukov/Staff/Getty Images]

This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

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Comin' At Ya

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

You couldn't even catch ONE in your mouth? Piss poor.

[gif via Perez]

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Hot Dog Forts Are Weird

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 21, 2014 at 10:00PM

It's the only way she can get her vegan ex-boyfriend to leave her alone.

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