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    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

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Help Me…

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

MonkeyCatHostage

This cat has seen enough Pepe Le Pew cartoons to know what's about to go down.

[via Pikabu]

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From Around the Web

Toddler Trap

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 18, 2015 at 4:00PM

cage

"Don't worry, I poked some air holes in the top."

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Sausage Sweethearts

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Is this the German version of romance or a legitimate hostage situation?

[via Fun Lab]

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Her Boob Runneth Over

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

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Those breasts have been taken hostage. Send in a negotiator.

[via Reddit]

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10 Russians You'll Want To Date

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

Mermaid

Russia may be one of the few places on earth whose appearance can be vastly improved by a meteor strike, but when it comes to supplying the internet with priceless WTF moments, they are truly still a superpower.

Not only have their dashboard cams given us first-person views of horrible accidents we should never see, but now their dating site profile pics are here to brighten our days. Honestly, can you think of a better way to bolster your love life than to dress like a sexy mermaid while giving the camera a look that tells the world "I don't really want to be here"? Because I can't.

Click below for more sultry soviets, and long live Mother Russia… Show full post