With guns like those, who’s got time for sleeves… or skin?
It’s a typical response when you hear you’re about to get a catheter inserted into your penis.
We're now taking bets on whether he'll miss masturbating of video games the most.
The last thing you hear before the anesthesia kicks in:
“No sudden movements, honey. Momma has to perform a spinal tap.”
But when he got there he had no cash. It's known as the "Hobo's Conundrum."