• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


From Around the Web

How's Your Gambling Problem?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

Bad parenting, my ass!  This is actually great parenting.

By leaving his baby outside, he's assuring he won't accidentally gamble it away.

It's like how when you go to Vegas, you don't bring all your ATM cards.  You leave one behind so you'll have cash when you get home.  He probably took his baby he didn't like into the OTB and left the good one outside so even worst case scenario he'd have at least one baby to take home to his wife.

[via I Am Bored]

Rename This Video: Montame si te atreves.

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 10, 2010 at 4:00PM

The video above is called "Montame si te atreves."  Yeah, thanks, jerks.  I don't speak Russian.  It's gotten over 700,000 views; it should have a nice English name by now.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back next week when we'll post our favorite.

Last week's video was "Treadmill Footjam" — which looked a lot more like a treadmill faceplant.  Mjohnson2183's title "Heidi Montag: The real reason for Plastic Surgery" wasn't too shabby.  But Tom.0 left my favorite new title in the comments: "OK No."  You see, it's funny because OK Go is the name of a band that did that treadmill video!  You get it?!  Congrats, Tom.0!