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So Horny

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2015 at 10:00PM

horns

Updated Anxiety Rankings:

1. Accidentally liking a photo on Instagram that’s 58 weeks old.

2. The condition that makes it look like your forehead is pooping.

3. Possums

[via Break]

From Around the Web

This Arm Is Spoken For

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

DogHump

He needs something to mindlessly hump, and this clearly boosts her confidence. It's a win-win.

[via Main Fun]

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arm

bang

Chihuahua

confident

dog

hand

horny

hump

pet

screw

sexy

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Monkey See…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2015 at 10:00AM

MonkeySee

Slow down, little fella. You're already at full-Cosby and she's still wide awake.

[via Imgur]

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animal

boob

breast

grab

grope

horny

monkey

nip

pervert

pull

shirt

slip

wild

Let’s Do A Marathon

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

homealonemovies

The Little Nero’s pizza guy gets a REALLY nice tip in that last Home Alone film.

[via Funny Junk]