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Let’s Do A Marathon

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 18, 2014 at 10:00PM

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The Little Nero’s pizza guy gets a REALLY nice tip in that last Home Alone film.

[via Funny Junk]

Lonely Lumberjack

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

He's about to get all that good wood.

[via Izismile]

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We’ve Been Warned

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 12, 2014 at 9:00PM

Aunt Denise is the reason we can’t have alcohol at Thanksgiving dinner, anymore.

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This Case Is Getting Me Hard

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

Only problem is if you want to put your tablet away you have to buy it a drink first.

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Just Shoppin' And Flashin'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Ma'am, could you show us your vagina a little farther away from all of the food?"

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