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Minion Molestation

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

They're ideal sexual partners. They live to serve.

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From Around the Web

10 Tinder Girls You Need In Your Life

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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App dating has created a whole new level to our hookup game. Now you can pick your lady friend out of a virtual magazine, without having to completely rely on your beer goggles. The world keeps getting more beautiful.

Click through to see all of the women who can't wait to ease your lonely nights. Show full post

So Horny

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Updated Anxiety Rankings:

1. Accidentally liking a photo on Instagram that’s 58 weeks old.

2. The condition that makes it look like your forehead is pooping.

3. Possums

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This Arm Is Spoken For

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

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He needs something to mindlessly hump, and this clearly boosts her confidence. It's a win-win.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: