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It's On

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2016 at 3:00PM

Guys, try to make your attempted transition out of the 'friend zone' a little more subtle than this.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Hottest Address Around

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2016 at 9:00PM

horneytown

It’s a properly named road considering every couple in the cul-de-sac is currently having an affair.

[via Reddit]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

MakeoutRobberyNews

Armed and dangerous is no match for drunk and horny.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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I'll Try…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 13, 2016 at 1:00PM

DontBeHorny

Easier said than done though with this moped vibrating against my taint.

[via Radass]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: