• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

A Most Unwelcome Change

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2016 at 1:00PM

BrothelNoMore

This is even worse than when Mumford & Sons turned their backs on the banjo.

[via Caveman Circus]

From Around the Web

Nothing To See Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 13, 2016 at 4:00PM

atmhookers

So that’s what the “$40 Fast Cash” option button is for…

[via Uber Humor]

Keepin’ It Real

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 9, 2016 at 10:00AM

That about covers it. Oh and I would buy a Waffle House.

[via Youtube]

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Push Of A Button

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 10, 2015 at 5:00PM

AfterHoursAss

I was going to skip the hooker tonight, but this kind of convenience is hard to ignore.

[via Daily Garlic]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: