Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Hookers for Hillary! Because every successful Presidential run starts with the loyal support of prostitutes.
- Iceman of the X-Men is gay. Though he'll never be as gay as Val Kilmer's Iceman.
- This Japanese spa offers a Ramen noodle bath. Good for your skin, bad for your heart, your blood pressure, and your desire to not smell like chicken stock.
- Hasselhoff's a True Survivor. This music video is everything that is right with the world.
- It's Wednesday, get lost in some booty.
- Taco Bell sent 6,000 free tacos to Congress. I guess for once they wanted to see Congress get shit done. Right? Am I right, guys?
- Is Mila Kunis a chicken thief? I knew that whole "girl who drinks bourbon by the barrel" thing was too good to be true.
- Two research chimps are allowed to challenge their detainment in the NY Supreme Court. I think the judge only approved this so she can see how many monkey puns she can use at the trial.