Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This baby is fucking pissed. Probably because he just realized the life he's waited nine months for is just a bunch of Taylor Swift songs and people yelling about Trump.
- Here is the oldest living cat. Guinness yet to pass judgement on world's oldest dead cat.
- The Uber for escorts has finally arrived. Hookers are now just a few taps away. God bless technology.
- "Office Bod" is now a thing. The Man is making our asses flat.
- These 10 people have pretty weird sex organs. If you have two dicks it's not cheating, right?
- These earbuds can adjust the volume of your surroundings. Goodbye, world.
- Girls girls girls. So hot we'll excuse all of that duck face.