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She Puts Her Pants On One Leg At A Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2014 at 6:00PM

And thanks to layaway, you can actually buy them one leg at a time too.

[via Imgur]

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Also Very Proud Of It Apparently

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

And all he got was that lousy t-shirt. Oh and Gonorrhea.

[via Izismile]

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Street Bargain

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just be careful when you cut it open. You don't want to wind up with a dead hooker AND a ruined mattress.

[via My Twitter]

Just Checking The Mail, No Big Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

This has completely steered me away from my clown prostitute fantasy.

[via Reddit]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 11, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]