Could I trouble you for a quick blowie, m'lady?
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
No time for jokes. I'm headed to Palm Springs to get in on that free, honey glazed street-chicken.
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Nothing like throwing back a cold one with 10,000 of your closest friends.
Now I understand why all these hot teachers are throwing their lives away to bang teenagers.
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