Could I trouble you for a quick blowie, m'lady?
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
No time for jokes. I'm headed to Palm Springs to get in on that free, honey glazed street-chicken.
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Nothing like throwing back a cold one with 10,000 of your closest friends.
Now I understand why all these hot teachers are throwing their lives away to bang teenagers.
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