Could I trouble you for a quick blowie, m'lady?
[via Bro My God]
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
No time for jokes. I'm headed to Palm Springs to get in on that free, honey glazed street-chicken.
[via HuffPo Weird]
Nothing like throwing back a cold one with 10,000 of your closest friends.
Now I understand why all these hot teachers are throwing their lives away to bang teenagers.
[via Daily Garlic]