What? He's paleo.
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Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
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Released in 1986, Rent-A-Friend was a video for sad, lonely people with VCRs and a severe to extreme amount of desperation.
It's sort of like hiring a prostitute. But then getting the chatty, weird one that just wants to talk about her exes.
Stick to your day job, baby!
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