• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Safe Travelzzz

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | December 18, 2014 at 11:00PM

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That moment when you consider taking an Uber across the country to visit family for the holidays.

[via The Chive]

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From Around the Web

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

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This picture brings to mind one question; how has a movie about 5 guys in Santa suits robbing a bank not been made yet?

[via HuffPo Weird]

Dr. Dreidel

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

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It's the perfect complement to my Method Manorah!

[via Bro My God]

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Seasons Leakings

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

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As an adult, the only things that get you pee-your-pants excited are open bars and lumps that test negative.

[via Bro My God]

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Ho Ho Ho

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 10, 2014 at 8:00PM

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It’s a fun and creative way to cover up her raging case of herpes.

[via Reddit]

Makes A Great Stocking Stuffer

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 5, 2014 at 10:00PM

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Also makes for an interesting addition to any Dirty Santa gift exchange.

[via Bro My God]

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