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Typical Florida Christmas

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 2, 2013 at 9:00PM

Brilliant way of breaking it to your partner that you have gonorrhea.

[via Uber Humor]

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Thanksgiving Is More Of A Pie Holiday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

Canceling the remaining holiday gatherings after watching Aunt Denise lustfully eat the "neck portion" of the cake.

[via Imgur]

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Christmas Is Cancelled

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2013 at 8:00PM

I hope "Child Services" isn't on their holiday card address list.

[via Acid Cow]

The Cure For Holiday Loneliness

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2013 at 9:00PM

Having the urge to rent four grandmas and have them over to reenact classic Golden Girl episodes.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Season's Creepings!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2013 at 11:00AM

Happy holidays from Merle and his lovely wife/disturbingly shapely, lady-mouse sex doll!

[via The Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: