I'm about to eat dat ass so good.
"I swear, this has never happened before. Usually my tanker lasts all night."
Usually my motto is "You do you and I'll do me*", but that ends when "you" starts grossing "me" the fuck out. People have taken body modification to an extreme, and kids, I cannot even explain the infections I saw while looking for these pics.
*Kidding, my motto is "Will there be food there?"
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“Seriously guys, I’m OK. I’ve been waiting my whole life to have this kind of flexibility.”
If the top tears your rectal wall it means you aren't dreaming.