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Sweet Dreams

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

Bus69

If you never fell asleep 69-style with a friend on a public bench, then you never went to college.

[via Twitter]

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hold

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From Around the Web

Superhung

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2016 at 3:00PM

SupermanGrab

She went back to his place and found out why they say he's "faster than a speeding bullet."

[via Izismile]

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crotch

giant

grab

hold

hung

package

statue

superman

touch

Hanging Out With Mom

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

ma

At least she saved the pants.

[via Izismile]

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drop

fall

head

hold

kid

mirror

mom

naked

pants

selfie

son

upside down

Mattress Hero

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

mattress

Maybe he doesn't know that the mattress loses all value once it's covered in human brain matter.

[via Twitter]

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dangerous

fall

haul

highway

hold

holding

mattress

ouch

road

street

stupid

trailer

Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

[via Catsmob]

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art

balls

david

dick

grab

hand

hold

marble

masterpiece

michelangelo

penis

scaffolding

squeeze

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