• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Drinking Buddies

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2016 at 3:00PM

DrinkPour

Nothing livens up a day on the pond like competitive team yoga pouring.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Family Portrait

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 4:00PM

ma

They're only 35. Babies are really stressful.

[via Ebaum's World]

Cup That Copper

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 21, 2016 at 2:00PM

peen

May this statue be a warning to all pedofiles who dare enter here.

[via TC Mag]

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Sweet Dreams

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

Bus69

If you never fell asleep 69-style with a friend on a public bench, then you never went to college.

[via Twitter]

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Superhung

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 28, 2016 at 3:00PM

SupermanGrab

She went back to his place and found out why they say he's "faster than a speeding bullet."

[via Izismile]

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