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10 Guys Hopelessly Trapped In The Friend Zone

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 3:00PM

Sorry fellas, we know you've probably already taken enough crap from your friends, but you only have yourselves to blame. Our only hope is that shining a light on your inexcusable behavior will shame you into finally putting a stop to it.

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Hello? Please Hold. Hello? Please Hold.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

If you're wondering why it takes forever for airlines to take your call, it's because they're talking to their mom while checking the balance of a Starbucks card.

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The Firey Hand Of Sin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

You think I masturbate with two hands?? I can totally do both at the same time.

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Hard Chewed Victory

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

It was actually all the rampant ball-biting that got wrestling pulled from the Olympics.

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Come On Ref, He's Holding!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

His questionable morals and ruthless titty-twisters make him the perfect defender.

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