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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

Tosh.0 Blog

Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

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From Around the Web

Hold Still

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2016 at 5:00PM

HoldStill

If you know of a better way to lance a mole I'd love to hear it.

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Mommy's Got You

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

When your kid does P90X and suddenly drops all the baby weight…

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Lift Of Love

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2016 at 4:00PM

couple

I'm only impressed if she can drop a deuce into the bowl from there.

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Can You Smell Me Now?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2016 at 11:00AM

multitasking

Guess he forgot about the whole speakerphone option.

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