• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Rules Are Rules

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

StreetHoes

It's not that we don't love them hoes, they just always scuff up the floor.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

drink

floor

food

gym

hoes

rules

shoes

sign

street

From Around the Web

Preach, Daniel

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

TheseHoes

And because cheeseburgers, but mostly the hoes thing.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

chase

fat

hoes

picture

portrait

quote

senior

yearbook

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

reeses

Always listen to Dan. Dan knows what's up.

Zero Fun Behind This Wall

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 14, 2014 at 9:00PM

streethoes

I end all bad dates by just pointing to sign and shrugging my shoulders.

[via Imgur]

Tags: 

bad dates

buzzkill

hoes

rules

sign

street hoes

Time Traveling Super-Pimp

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

FuturePimp

He rode this subway back from the year 3016 to warn us that in the future, bitches still be trippin'.

[via Imgur]