They are only available at Hoe Foods.
Pastor Johnny is right. A garden hoe would make a terrible housewife.
[via No Way Girl]
Who am I to stand in the way of a woman and her fetish for aging Buicks?
How do you make a bad situation worse? Attack people with a hoe.
Rosemary Lumpkin called police to report that her 15-year-old daughter was illegally dancing at a local strip club. Fair enough.
But when the media arrived at her house to report on the story, she attacked a cameraman with a hoe (seen in the above video from a different camera).
In the past week, videos of Rosemary have gone viral all over the web featuring footage from multiple cameras and news broadcasts from across the country.
So a quick piece of advice: Hoes are best used for a little light gardening, not for planting the seeds of a life of Internet infamy. But I guess it's too late for that.