• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

He's So Screwed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Her husband was doing a lot of hammering and nailing that summer.

[via TC Mag]

From Around the Web

Not So Obvious

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 16, 2016 at 10:00AM

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I’ve been looking at this photo for 20 minutes and there’s not a god damn gardening tool in sight.

[via Imgur]

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Gimme That Nut

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 12, 2015 at 11:00PM

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They are only available at Hoe Foods.

[via Izismile]

Today’s Lesson

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 22, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Pastor Johnny is right. A garden hoe would make a terrible housewife.

[via No Way Girl]

Treat Her Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2014 at 10:00PM

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Who am I to stand in the way of a woman and her fetish for aging Buicks?

[via Izismile]

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