They are only available at Hoe Foods.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Pastor Johnny is right. A garden hoe would make a terrible housewife.
[via No Way Girl]
Who am I to stand in the way of a woman and her fetish for aging Buicks?
How do you make a bad situation worse? Attack people with a hoe.
Rosemary Lumpkin called police to report that her 15-year-old daughter was illegally dancing at a local strip club. Fair enough.
But when the media arrived at her house to report on the story, she attacked a cameraman with a hoe (seen in the above video from a different camera).
In the past week, videos of Rosemary have gone viral all over the web featuring footage from multiple cameras and news broadcasts from across the country.
So a quick piece of advice: Hoes are best used for a little light gardening, not for planting the seeds of a life of Internet infamy. But I guess it's too late for that.