"Dave?! I thought you got stepped on by a mastodon!"
[via Bro My God]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Jesus single-handedly slayed all of the dinosaurs so YOU could have your sins absolved.
The teacher had the unfortunate task of informing the boy that his dad was not in fact a badass white ninja but instead a horrible racist.
In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.
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