• Caption Challenge

    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Floating Through Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Balloons

SPOILER ALERT: The kid from "Up" grows up, slims down, and gets a less than savory tattoo on his waist.

[via Main Fun]

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From Around the Web

Is That Sign Made Of Sunblock, Or…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2014 at 10:00AM

freehandjobs

Hand jobs at Bonnaroo seems like a good idea, until you realize she has to "sage the tent" afterwards.

[via Acid Cow]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 22, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

It's Time For The Annual Father-Son Mudbath!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

FatherSonMud

"No dad, this isn't 'basically the same thing' as Lego Land."

[via Acid Cow]

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Uh, Can't You Read, Officer?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Shoulda gone with your "Arrest Me If You Have A Tiny Weener" t-shirt.

[via Happy Place]