We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"First they take our flags, now we can't eat free highway cheese? Don't tread on me!" – – Alabama
They can smell a potential mate from up to 50 miles away, and this dude's on a mission.
An "Amber Alert" used to just mean Amber's stripping on the overpass again.