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Can They Adopt Me Too?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 19, 2015 at 11:00AM

AdoptAHighway

Cleaning dumpsters AND sponsoring highways? Those are truly some selfless, sexy seniors.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2015 at 1:00PM

ChickenBeesNews

No time for jokes. I'm headed to Palm Springs to get in on that free, honey glazed street-chicken.

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Get A Room, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

How pissed are they going to be to find fresh stains on their new mattress?

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Turn Right At The…

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Like tight jeans and homoerotic action movies, this street was huge in the 80's.

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Hang On Tight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Now granted, I never finished law school, but legally speaking I don't think this qualifies you for the carpool lane.

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