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He Just Became A Legend

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 31, 2014 at 10:00PM

My only goal in life now is to place a “300 and fuck her right in the pussy.” bid on the Price is Right.

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She Beat The Weave Out Of Her

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

Mr. Anderson’s biology classroom was always one of my favorite Mortal Kombat zones.

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Grand Prom Arrival

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

Her poor date was called “Ken” all night and had to listen to jokes about not having any genitals.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

Looks like you need another D. Which, coincidentally, is also the line Mr. Baxter used on her.

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Save A Little For Later

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2014 at 10:00PM


Update: Someone actually bought the KFC Chicken Corsage.

For the record, all foreplay should start off with seductively eating fried chicken.

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