Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Check out these weird sex records. I thought the world's oldest prostitute was your mom.
- A high school senior quote predicted a 2016 Cubs World Series back in 1993. No word on what his quote thought of game 1.
- Is Tom Hanks/Bill Murray this year's "the dress"? No, because that's clearly Bill Murray.
- Scientists say we're probably being contacted by aliens. Well, we had a good run.
- The super-team Warriors got smoked in their debut. We have to be smug now so it's easier to handle them inevitably hoisting the trophy.
- Hump Day is all about the butts.